boyfriend: so for sunday valentines day
i am going to make you breakfast
go to getty
and we will make dinner together
...............(dramatic pause)...............
boyfriend: and watch the allstar game
Girlfriend: i want a dozen roses and a back masage
ReplyDeleteBoyfriend: you misspelled massage
Girlfriend: it better be a good god damn breakfast
Elbow to the face!
ReplyDeleteOh man you have a boyfriend... thats too bad!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to take you out to dinner ;)
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