MISSING
Sarah Elyse Swift's Brain
Description:
3 - 5 lbs of pure brilliance
Pink/beige in color
Last seen:
Enclosed in Sarah Elyse Swift's cranium while she was taking tequila shooters at a very classy brunch
If found please return to your nearest DMV or Ms. Swift directly
Offering handsome reward
Thank you
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ReplyDeleteid say prob. 3 lbs at the most!
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