Monday, March 1, 2010

MISSING...REWARD IF FOUND!

MISSING
 

Sarah Elyse Swift's Brain

Description: 
3 - 5 lbs of pure brilliance
Pink/beige in color

Last seen:
Enclosed in Sarah Elyse Swift's cranium while she was taking tequila shooters at a very classy brunch

If found please return to your nearest DMV or Ms. Swift directly

Offering handsome reward
Thank you



2 comments:

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  2. id say prob. 3 lbs at the most!

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